whats worse than flunking math? death.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

hi my name is? joe

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

you are gay

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

So dont touch it

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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