- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

you are gay

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

The horse said "nay."

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

What is brown and smells? Poop

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

So dont touch it

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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