Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Exactly what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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