why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Knock knock Come in!

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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A homeless person dies.

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Tacos

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Don't rape me!

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Black people

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Covietz has a large penis

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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