- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Covietz has a large penis

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Giving birth to the antichrist

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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