Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Hi colton

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Religion

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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