- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What is 69? A two digit number.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

sweaty black guy

Time flies like a banana.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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