- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Knock Knock Good one...

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Gadaffi

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

Your doorbell is broken.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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