What is 69? A two digit number.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Black people are clen.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Covietz has a large penis

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Gadaffi

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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