- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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