Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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penis that is all

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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A man. That is all.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Hi colton

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