- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

shut up

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Exactly what?

WNBA

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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