- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

jokes r dumb

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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