Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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go go gadget

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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