- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS

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Water, please.

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

whats red white and blue? i dont know

Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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