What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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What should I name my dog?

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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i hate you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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