Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

i wish i was a tree !

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

ollie is a fag so are you

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Anti Joke

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