One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Sarah Palin is President

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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GAY PEOPLE

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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