Baseball

corey is a nipplepotomus

dog

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Will gropes Ebola victims

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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why did the man die? he got shot

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

A seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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