Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Women's Basketball.

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a little girl gets raped

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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