what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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A fat man buys a salad

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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My mom just died....

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Exactly what?

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Like this joke

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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WNBA

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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