What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Ancient Greeks rights

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