Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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What should I name my dog?

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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what time is it rape time

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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