- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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