What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats better than shoes feet

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What comes after "Q" R

I love boobs

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

you wanna hear a joke? no

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Dozer has a soul

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Google Doodles

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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