Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

I love you.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

your momma's an antijoke

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Come in

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

What does a man like. food.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

how do you stop a train? you cant..

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

Knock knock! Yes?

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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