why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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