What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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The WNBA

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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