- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Dead babies.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

you wanna hear a joke? no

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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