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Pianca going ham

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

World peace

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

God.

kennah campion... being nice

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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