I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Oliver's friends

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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hahaha

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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sweaty black guy

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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