what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

how does peploe get around they walk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Herman Cain

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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