A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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