What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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suck my dick.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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The geese of Growmore

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Anti Joke

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