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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

i have 2 penises

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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