How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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I am a real homosexual

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A fat man buys a salad

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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