- Anti Joke

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

So a baby seal walks into a club

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.