What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Jasper sucks.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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cheese

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Knock Knock Come in.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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lol

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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