What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Robin, get in the car.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

A bar walks into your mother.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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