- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

Niko isnt a mexican douche

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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