A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

God is religiously proven to be real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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