- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

a horse walks into a barn

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

gay marriage.

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