Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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