suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Mexicans working in an office

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Slavery lol

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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