Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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. Deez nuts Ok

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The glass is half an hour.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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noodles

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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A Jew returns change.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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