- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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