Why....... Because.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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