Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Covietz has a large penis

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Chaney is a dumb b****

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

black people. that is all...

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Knock Knock Good one...

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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