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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Nickelback

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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your all shit at jokes

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Aodhan Hearty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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