What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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throbbing slobber

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Ben is gay

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Why Because

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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