why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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beiber i straight

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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