whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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women's lacrosse.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Pickle!

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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