Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Knock Knock Good one...

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Three men walked into a metal pole

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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