amy copied adams haircut :0

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Herman Cain

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Oliver's friends

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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