What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

God is religiously proven to be real

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

jack shine has boobs

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

gay marriage.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

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