Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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pubic lice.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Penis

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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okay.....

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Canada

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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