Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

This is not Will Smith.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Dead babies.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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