What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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This joke isnt funny.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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women's rights

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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marble

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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