Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Slavery

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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anus soup

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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9:11 make a wish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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