- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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your all shit at jokes

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Exactly what?

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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