Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Hi poop!

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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