- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

a horse walks into a barn

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

The jets are a good team..

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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