- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Fruitcake

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Haha pizza

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

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