- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

The jets are a good team..

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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