What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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A homeless person dies.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Well, this is fun.

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SAY

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Covietz has a large penis

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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