Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

your life

thumb_up thumb_down +25

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

thumb_up thumb_down +25

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

thumb_up thumb_down +25

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Lacrosse

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

thumb_up thumb_down +21

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

thumb_up thumb_down +19

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops