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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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