Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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DANA

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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An Irishman stays home

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Punchline.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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