what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

gay marriage.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

I can't think of a joke!

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