Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Come in

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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I can't think of a joke!

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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