Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Josh kissing a girl

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Women's rights

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Your mum is dead

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Brittney Spears

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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