- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

anus soup

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

justin littleton. nuff said

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

johann grayson being liked

a horse walks into a barn

A baby seal walks into a club.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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