- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Freedom of Speech

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Women's rights.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A scottish man having fun

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Dallas Cowboys

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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