- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Women's rights.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A scottish man having fun

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Dallas Cowboys

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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