What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Pickle!

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Obamacare!

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Small breasts.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Freedom of Speech

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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