there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Penis

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