- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

I like to eat.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Goat balls.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Small breasts.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

I won the game.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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