there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Pickle!

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Aodhan Hearty

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Penis

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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i am predestal

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Anti Joke

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