What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Child Prostitution.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

9/11

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Slavery

What will happen when a black person die they die

DANA

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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