Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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jokes r dumb

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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