There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Hello

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God is religiously proven to be real

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the WNBA

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Baseball

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Jasper sucks.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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