Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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