A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Windows Vista

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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your fat

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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