- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Black Poeple

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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