what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

The geese of Growmore

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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