Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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