What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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penis

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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What time is it? 10:58

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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