How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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DANA

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Jasper sucks.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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