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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

A fat man buys a salad

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

steves legs

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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