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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

gay marriage.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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