- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Lacrosse

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A man walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Small breasts.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

minorities

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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