how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Your life That's the joke

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

A man walks into a bar.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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