- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Oliver's friends

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

This is not Will Smith.

Women's Golf

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

minorities

What will happen when a black person die they die

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

womans rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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