What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Hello world

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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The government makes a good decision

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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I am black.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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