whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Exactly what?

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

beiber i straight

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

hi my name is? joe

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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