- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Hi poop!

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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