There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Shit.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Women's rights

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Penis

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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knock knock you may come in

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What's 9 +10 19

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Freedom of Speech

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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