What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

The jets are a good team..

women's rights

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

sixty....eight.

A black succeeds

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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