Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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