Slavery lol

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Thumbs this up

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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