what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

your all shit at jokes

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Why were corners made? For crying.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

Canada

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Religion

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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