A dwarf walks under a bar.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Jews for Jesus

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

A joke

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

who just made fun of katie matt

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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