- Anti Joke

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

That's unfortunate.

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

poop.........

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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