you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Lockerbie bombing

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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i have 2 penises

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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