What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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GooglePlus.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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^that joke's not funny

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Chocolate tastes good.

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The government makes a good decision

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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no

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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