you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Why....... Because.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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fart

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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A fish walks into a bar

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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