- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

What's 9 +10 19

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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