yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Please don't rape me.

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hi my name is? joe

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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