- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

So a baby seal walks into a club.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

Black Poeple

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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