Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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A black succeeds

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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I Love Hitler.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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arse

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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