- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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