The WNBA.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Turtles

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Jasper sucks.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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