A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Potato salad

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Steering Wheel Face.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Women's rights

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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