You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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