why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

why did the man die? he got shot

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

I have no joke. u mad?

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

son, you're adopted.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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