- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Obama

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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