Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Anti jokes are funny

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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