What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Ruller

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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jokes r dumb

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

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